I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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