He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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