If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
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My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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