Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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