help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I just googled if crying burns calories
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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