we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
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Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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