i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
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I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches