awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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