Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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