i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
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He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic