Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
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i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
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yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Can I color on your dick again?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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