from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
