he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
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He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
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What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.