Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
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Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
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I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.