we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
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Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in