How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
you will always have a special place in my vag
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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