Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
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