He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Houston, we have a squirter
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
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I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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