i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
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I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
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He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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