i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Randomize
