Pappa wants mamma naked
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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