i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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