; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
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those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
