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Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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