On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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