I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
MIDGETS
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It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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