I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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