Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
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I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
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There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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