I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
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Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
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Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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