If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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