He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
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