Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
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stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
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Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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