She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
These tits shall not be calmed
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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