Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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