Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
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I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
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So much Jack, so little girl.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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