it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
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There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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