she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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