I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
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Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
i've created a new STD.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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