We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
handjob tips. give me some.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
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Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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