I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Ladies don't puke and tell
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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