I'm drive I can fine osifer
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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