4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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