Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
and she was petting her beer can
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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