I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
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Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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