after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
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I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
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i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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