Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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