I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
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Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
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