Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
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Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
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I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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