guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
