oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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