You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
someone threw a dead crab at me
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
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if only i could text you this smell
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
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playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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