You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
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i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
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Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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