i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I didn't notice because vodka
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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