I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
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So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
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Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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