is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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