So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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