But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
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I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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