I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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