Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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