hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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