Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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